65+ Seaside Jokes To Help Buoy Your Spirits

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Looking for some funny jokes to get the kids laughing out loud?

We’ve rounded up 54 shell-tasctic seaside jokes that are shore to get the kids in fits of giggles. From one-liners to knock-knock jokes, the kids will love them!

Want more? Check out our hilarious ocean jokes and puns or summer jokes.

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One-Liners

1) Have the kids laughing out loud at these short and snappy seaside one-liners.

2) Time for a shell-ebration!

3) This is getting out of sand!

4) Oh buoy, the water is cold!

5) I’m shore we’ll need sun cream at the beach!

6) Go with the float!

7) Fishing you a happy summer!

8) Beach you to it!

9) Getting some vitamin sea!

10) Water you prefer, the beach or the pool?

11) Remember, don’t give in to pier pressure!

12) I’m ready to make waves today!

13) I’m having a beach day, water you doing today?

14) Don’t worry, beach happy!

15) How are you? Because I’m fin-tastic!

16) I’m sick and tide of these beach puns!

17) What’s up, buoys and gulls?

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Seaside themed knock-knock jokes that will have the whole family laughing out loud.

18) Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice scream if you don’t let me in!

19) Knock, knock

Who's there?

Hawaii

Hawaii who?

I’m fine, Hawaii you?

20) Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Sandra

Sandra who?

Sandra-bout your toes at the beach.

21) Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

22) Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Argo

Argo who?

Argo down to the beach for my holidays!

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More Seaside Jokes

The kids will love our selection of brilliant beach puns.

23) What did the beach say when the tide came in? Nothing it just waved!

24) What do snowmen do at the beach? Chill out!

25) What did the sheep wear to the beach? Baa-kinis!

26) What kind of fruit grows at the beach? Crab apple trees.

27) What did the pig say at the beach? I’m bacon!

28) Why did the ice cream van break down? Because there was a rocky road!

29) What’s the best day to go to the beach? SUNday!

30) What fish is the most famous at the beach? A star fish!

31) What does a bee do when it is hot? He takes off his yellow jacket!

32) What does one tidal pool say to the other tidal pool? Show me your mussels!

33) What did the boy say after a long day at the beach? Mum, I’m surf bored!

34) What would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!

35) What do frogs like to drink at the beach? Croak-a-cola!

36) Why did the dog stay in the shade? It did not want to be a hot dog!

Hot Dog Seaside Jokes

37) What did the umbrella say to the beach blanket?  I’ve got you covered!

38) What do you get when you throw an oven into the ocean? A heat wave!

39) When is a river not a river? When it passes the beach and turns into the ocean!

40) What did the bread do at the beach? It loafed around!

41) What is black and white and red all over? A zebra with sunburn!

42) What holds the sun up in the sky? Sun beams!

43) Why do ice creams always carry an umbrella? In case there's a chance of sprinkles!

44) What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled? Something piers to be wrong!

45) What does Cinderella wear at the beach? Glass flippers!

46) What do you call a dog on the beach? A hot dog!

47) What do you call a penguin at the beach? Lost!

48) Why did the crab cross the beach? To get to the other tide!

49) What did the sand say when the tide came back in? Long time no sea!

50) What does a mermaid use to call her friends? A shell phone!

51) What kind of fish envies the starfish? The jelly-fish!

52) What do you call a snowman on the beach? A puddle!

53) What is the best kind of sandwich for the beach? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

54) Why didn’t the sun go to university? Because he already had about a million degrees!

55) What fish is the most expensive to buy? A goldfish!

56) What did the pirates take to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea!

57) What did the mermaid get on their test? A sea minus!

58) Why don't oysters like to share their pearls? Because they are too shellfish!

59) What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!

60) What fish sings? A Tune-a

61) What did the tree wear to the beach? Swimming trunks

62) Who hangs at the beach at halloween? A sand-witch!

63) Why did the spaniel not want to go to the beach? It didn't want to be a hot dog!

64) Why did the police come to the beach? Because there was a crime wave.

65) What did the pigs bring to the beach? A surfBOARd

66) Why do people like to go in salt water? Because pepper water would make us sneeze

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Sarah Nyamekye
Mum-of-two

An outdoor pursuits person at heart, raised in the East Midlands countryside, Sarah now lives in Surrey with her two daughters aged 3 and 9. She loves to travel and spend her days outdoors finding new and exciting places to explore with her girls. If she’s not outdoors then you’ll likely find her at home baking, crafting, gardening as well as exercising to keep fit.