25+ Best Cow Puns and Jokes To Lift Your Moo-d

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Everybody loves jokes and everybody love cows so they are an unstoppable duo.

Cow puns are endless amounts of fun and are enjoyable for everyone. You can make any situation better with one of these brilliant and genius cow puns.

These cow jokes are guaranteed to make your family giggle at the dinner table so we won't try to pull the 'bull' over your eyes.  You didn't know how much you needed to hear these so whack out your dairy puns or crack a few jokes about cows now - they a-graze-ing!

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Knock Knock Jokes

These jokes will certainly win you the title of the funny cow in your household! We all love a knock-knock joke these ones are even better because they are all about cows! We think you will find them udderly brilliant.

1) Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting cow.... [interrupts] MOOOOOO

2) Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No, Cow says moo!

3) Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cow much longer will it take to open the door?!

One-Liners

These cute one-liners take no time at all to tell. Show off with you cows jokes to the family or any house guests! They will be absolutely blown a-Hay with your puns. Well, what are you waiting for? A 'bull' moon?

4) What do cows listen to at parties? Moo-sic

5) What did the cow say to the other cow on the hill? I'm udder-neath you.

6) What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.

7) Why was the Cow afraid? because he was a Cow-herd.

8) What did the cow say to the calf who wouldn't go to bed? It's 'pasture' bedtime.

9) Why were the two bulls ignoring each other? They had a lot of beef.

10) Why don't cows understand what you say? because it goes in one ear and comes out the udder!

11) Where did the bull lose all his money? At the cow-sino

12) How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.

13) What's a cow's favourite sci-fi TV show? Dr Moo!

14) What do you call a cow who does magic? Moo-dini

15) Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!

16) Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.

17) Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the milky way!

18) Why did the farmer lose the race? He fell at the curdle.

19) What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

20) Why did the cow get a massage? To re-hoove-inate

Milk Puns

You can always find a time to whip out one of your cow puns. Simply pull your carton out of the fridge and you're raring to go! There is absolutely no point crying over spilt milk so you might as well cheer everyone up with these hilarious puns!

21) This milk is udderly delicious.

22) I think I'm having de ja moo!

23) The milk's gone bad - it's enough to milk you sick.

24) It is no cow-incidence that milk makes you stronger.

25) How dair-y steal my milk!

26) I can't drink milk; I 'lactose' enzymes needed to digest it.

27) Not liking milk is a cream against nature!

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Josie Bergman
An avid theatre go-er

Josie has grown up in London all her life and is an avid theatre go-er. She loves boogying along to her favourite musicals in the West End with her family. Her older sister always knows the best places to go in London for vegan food and her favourite attractions include the Victoria Palace Theatre and Borough Market.